OK, I admit it ...

I started watching the Oscars. After watching George Clooney win (and calling him a smug, egotistical, self-serving %$^&$ @##$$@). I was ready to turn them off. But then I would have missed Reese's beautiful dress, the Wallace and Grommit guys' ties, and a clip from Narnia. I'm a little bored by Jon Stewart, but the Ben Stiller greensuit gag was funny. But I am still committed to turning it off for Iron Chef America. I promise.