Web Site Ratings
ES1 alerted me to this post over at GruntDoc. It discusses a site which claims to scan your website and tell you what it would be rated if it were a movie.
It gave us a G rating.
I don't like that. I want PG at least. I'd be okay with PG-13. I'll try to fix this now.
First, some gratuitous violence, in the form of the Enterprise-D deciding that it doesn't like Toronto:
Next, some sexual references:
intercourse. more intercourse. fondling. even more intercourse.
Now, an alcohol reference:
I love scotch.
Finally, some naughty language:
poop.
There. Let's see if that fixes it.
Updated 8/16/07 to correct image links.
It gave us a G rating.
I don't like that. I want PG at least. I'd be okay with PG-13. I'll try to fix this now.
First, some gratuitous violence, in the form of the Enterprise-D deciding that it doesn't like Toronto:
Next, some sexual references:
intercourse. more intercourse. fondling. even more intercourse.
Now, an alcohol reference:
I love scotch.
Finally, some naughty language:
poop.
There. Let's see if that fixes it.
Updated 8/16/07 to correct image links.
2 Comments:
Even in your attempts to be naughty, you are somewhat... sad. :)
Just saying. L)
You must increase the scatological references to garner an "R" rating. I got an "R" due to use posts I made about unfortunate intestinal issues relating to my cats, a mild curse word (starting with "C" and ending with "P"), and my favorite epithet, "rat-b-----d".
All spelled out, but screened here out of respect for the tenor of your blog :)
Apparently a reference to a**-kicking didn't count against me, nor did the use of some of my more unfortunate vocabulary.
Oh, and on the superheroine test? I got Buffy. Good grief.
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